The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards and here's the proof:

You should die first, and get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home (you get kicked out when you're too young). You get a gold watch, and then you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs and alchohol, party, and get ready for high school. You drive around like a maniac till they take your license away. You go to grade school, become a kid, play, and have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, wine and bitch about everything, and people HAVE to pay attention to you and cater to your every need. You hop into the womb, and spend your last nine months floating... Finally, you finish off as an orgasm.