-- It's only unethical if you get caught.

-- Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

-- Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

-- We put the "k" in "kwality"

-- Artificial Intelligence in no match for Natural Stupidity

-- A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.

-- If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.

-- Two days without a Human Rights Violation!

-- Your job is still better than asking "You want fries with that?"

-- Plagiarism saves time.

-- At least you're not being rectally probed by aliens.

-- Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.