9 I wanted to be a cop but decided to finish high school instead.

8 You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

7 Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on Cops?

6 I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.

5 Gee, thanks! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

4 A 9mm? Sheesh! Check out this .44 magnum!

3 Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

2 Here- hold my beer so I can reach my license.