After a few minutes I had worked my way to the letter "C" in new releases and my fart had moved to the starting gate and was ready to run, I looked around and there was nobody near so I snuck it out silently, I knew it was a bad one because of the ass burn upon release. I waited a moment for it to get out of my pants, patted my wallet to get rid of any residue and quickly moved to the "K" section of the new releases looking at videos with one eye and keeping the other eye on the "C" section.

After a few moments a female employee walked directly to the section to replace a video, as she was reaching toward the shelf my land mine exploded, she froze in place dropped the video and started gagging and sprinting toward the rest room. I tried to keep a straight face and continue my video search. I wasn't successful, I ended up laughing so hard that tears were coming out of my eyes. Eventually I got myself under control, found a video and went to the checkout counter where I almost made a good escape, while a male employee was checking my my card and I.D. the accosted female employee returned to the checkout counter still looking a little green around the gills, at that point I started laughing uncontrollably all over again, the female employee made me on the spot and I started laughing even harder and tried to apologize but was laughing to hard to do so. The male employee must have been told what happened and asked me "was that you?", I could only nod. He replied "cool she's a real bitch." I left but still return regularly. fart man of blockbuster video