The Vain Person:	One who loves the smell of his own farts.
The Amiable Person:	One who loves the smell of other people's farts.
The Proud Person:	One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.
The Shy Person:	One who releases silent farts and then blushes.
The Impudent Person:	One who farts loudly and then laughs.
The Scientific Person:	One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about air pollution.
The Unfortunate Person:	One who tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead.
The Nervous Person:	One who stops in the middle of a fart.
The Honest Person:	One who admits he farted but offers a medical reason for it.
The Dishonest Person:	One who farts and then blames the dog.
The Foolish Person:	One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.
The Thrifty Person:	One who always has several farts in reserve.
The Anti-Social Person:	One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
The Strategic Person:	One who conceals his farts with loud laughter.
The Sadistic Person:	One who farts in bed and then fluffs the bed covers over his bed mates head.
The Intellectual Person:	One who determines from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely the latest food item he consumed.
The Athletic Person:	One who farts at the slightest exertion.
The Miserable Person:	One who would truly love to but can't fart at all.
The Sensitive Person:	One who farts and then bursts into tears.
The Bruiser:	One who farts so hard and loud that he bruises his butt cheeks.